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Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

aliens if ur out there beam me up

gangbanggirlfriend:

thisisjustjared:

gangbanggirlfriend:

sexual preference: hot, rich and generous

You spelled Jared wrong

funny enough the guy im taking about is also named jared

“Sexual thoughts ft. You”
(via iamwizz)
Anonymous asked:
When was the last time you had sex?

sexualdismay:

That is classified information sir

dialga:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


this sounds stupidbut im so desperate for mony that the smallest shit like this is importnat

jewell-box:

everyone on tumblr: OmG Tumblr why you so stupid? Now there’s no way for me to open blogs in a new tab!!!

me: