Happy birthday to my number one partner in crime since day one, my brother
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Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

aliens if ur out there beam me up

gangbanggirlfriend:

thisisjustjared:

gangbanggirlfriend:

sexual preference: hot, rich and generous

You spelled Jared wrong

funny enough the guy im taking about is also named jared

“Sexual thoughts ft. You”
(via iamwizz)
Anonymous asked:
When was the last time you had sex?

sexualdismay:

That is classified information sir

dialga:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


this sounds stupidbut im so desperate for mony that the smallest shit like this is importnat